Spencer Who? Oh...I Don't Care

I'm not a supporter of reality television. Let me just get that out there. What I am a supporter of, is people acting like retards and supporting the furthering of their public humiliation. Enter: Spencer Pratt. He's one of the contestants on NBC's latest gem I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here! You know, that show that the Rod Blagojevich was almost on.

Spencer is one of those talentless people--and really, he's just some dude--who somehow gains notoriety by chance and you're left wondering, "now why is he famous again?" Well, he's married to Heidi Montag, from Laguna Beach. No, The City. No, Newport Harbor: The Real Orange County. No, WHO CARES. Alright, a quick google search clears things up: she was on The Hills. Right, so he married her and now they're on a reality show, which must be difficult acting wise given their past experience. I mean, they're sort of related--The Hills was scripted, but it was meant to be a reality show. Tricky stuff.

Anyway, thank God they're on it because now we get to see Spencer flex his creative muscles. That's right, he's put out a rap video: