My Latest Obsession

I've got a new obsession. It's not a trendy diet, a new raw food restaurant, or quizzical Japanese imported game show. No, it's something much greater than all of those. It's called the "Daily Premise" and it's a website. Please don't call it DP, because that's just nasty.

The idea behind the site is that they post a number of movie premises every day. But like any good movie, there's a twist! They're all hilariously funny. At least I think they're funny.

Exhibit A:

A malformed giant gets accepted into a small, liberal arts college and is soon approached by TLC to star in their new reality show, Big Man: On Campus.

HA!

Don't think giants are funny? Have an inexplicable grudge against TLC? Okay, how about this one?

A killer who works at a restaurant chooses his victims from the business cards in the free lunch drawing.

Clearly, this is great stuff. I have no problems posting about other blogs that are far funnier than my own. I just hope everyone respects and realizes that.

You can follow the Daily Premise on Twitter or visit their site here.