Jiminy Christmas Has Swine Flu!

BREAKING NEWS:

This just in. My blog has N1H1, also known as the swine flu! Run for the hills! Or just another website...

Apparently my pig readership (and that is my best demographic) is up in arms about some of the comments I made in a post about the swine flu a few days ago. Well, they've clearly taken action.



This is directly from my google ads bar on the side of my blog (which you are totally free to visit and check out). As you can see, not only are people capitalizing off the fear of N1H1 by selling silly masks, but apparently, the only ads my page will display are related to the piggish pandemic.

First, the flu is a baby killer, and now it takes on my poor, innocent blog. If anything, this proves that these pigs aren't too smart--there are certainly other blogs that have far more readership than I do. I'm fairly certain that you can't catch the flu from just reading this page, but I'd buy one of those masks just in case.

I'll certainly keep a close watch on this story and keep you updated. Until then, express your sympathies and good thoughts in the comments section.

Swine Flu - It's Sweeping the Nation!

I don't know how this happened, but somehow it's been nearly two weeks since my last update. Unacceptable, you say? Agreed.

It only seemed fitting that I come back with something important. Something so important that it's being covered non stop by everyone from Matt Lauer to Glenn Beck. So, in the spirit of importantness, I'm tossing in my two cents on the swine flu. Some are calling it a pandemic, some an epidemic, but I'm just calling it a good thing. Yes, the swine flu can be looked at positively, it doesn't have to be all doom and gloom propaganda. Here's the headline I've yet to see and, frankly, I'm a little surprised.

"Swine Flu Sweeping the Nation: Jews Win Again! "

This seems totally logical. What do you think?

To see The Daily Show's take on the story, see the video below.

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