I don't even know where to start with this one.Vince from ShamWow is up to his no good tricks again. And by no good tricks, I mean his amazingly effective, Jersey shore-esque sales techniques. By now, everyone in the world has seen Vince do his thing on the ShamWow infomercial--I own three. Just kidding. Only one.
But Vince has put all that behind him. He's moved on. To the SLAP CHOP! As far as I'm concerned, this guy can do anything. The clip's below.
Top Five SlapChop Moments (mostly puns involving "slap" or "chop":
1. "You're going to love my nuts!"
2. "You're going to be in a great mood all day, because you're going to be slapping your troubles away."
3. "You don't have time to make breakfast, you're going to have an exciting life now."
4. "The onions with the skin. This is going to make you cry, you're making me cry!"
5. "And watch this! Taco's, fettichini, martini, bikini"
Oh, and by the way, this guy just got arrested for beating up a hooker. After she tried BIT HIS TONGUE OUT! Surprised? Yes. I'm surprised it took him this long to get arrested for something. I'm also surprised the hooker would get anywhere near his tongue. Poor judgment. At least he got a nice portrait out of it?
[Image via GAWKER]
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