Now I'm no bookie, but I'm pretty sure that lady luck is on my side here.
I was walking down the street with my girlfriend last week and we were confronted with one of the many advertisements for the upcoming train wreck of a movie, "Ghosts of Girlfriends Past." This followed:
ME: God. That movie looks horrible.
GIRLFRIEND: I bet you'll eventually see it somehow.
Wait, what?! Despite my love for McConaughey--I mean, Surfer,Dude is completely brilliant--I was immediately sure that I wouldn't be seeing this latest entry in the McCannon.
But then I got to thinking. What are the odds that I'll see this? I came up with this:
Clearly, the odds are in my favor. But I'm not too worried that Matthew won't have a chance to redeem himself very soon. A quick check with his IMDB page shows he'll be leading man in the 2011 film, Hammer Down. The dude that directed Gridiron Gang, that awesome movie with The Rock and Xzibit, is at it again, helming this sure to be instant classic. But my favorite part? The plot summary. In an attempt to get back into the racing world, a former NASCAR driver takes the shifty responsibility as wheel man on a major heist. Hell yes! That's totally logical. I love it.
I'll never give up on you McConaughey. You'll make a watchable movie one day, I know it.
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